Tutorial: How to Get Drunk

Well, I couldn't upload the other drawing I did for St. Pat's, which is just as well because it didn't turn out so great anyway. However, I happened to stumble on 's contest, which calls for a tutorial of how to do something useless.

So, in honor of St. Pat's, I decided to make a tutorial about something I actually don't know how to do, in the spirit of useless tutorials, and give instruction on how to get drunk.

I repeat...this is a joke tutorial. Getting drunk is much more complex than this. And, in all seriousness, please be careful when enjoying the holiday season.

Credits: Images are from Google and from the public domain. The two vintage ad posters were for Biere Gangroff, which I don't think exists anymore; the guy with two huge mugs was done by Jean D'Ylen and the creepy one of the suspiciously young-looking person in front of a drunk sun was done by Marcellin Auzolle. All the old paintings are in the public domain; the image of Old Rasputin, obviously, is (c) Old Rasputin Stout, and that last picture is in many different "funny picture"-type places so I can't tell where it was originally from.